Bandana Blitz
Chris Mahler and Jesse Allen Gordon will be holding the second (or third?) alleycat race in College Station on Saturday, May 3rd at 4:30PM. Here’s the deets:
this is an alleycat race.
bandanas are required but we will have some for those who dont.
Come to College Station!
Take a break from finals!
race, race, race.
Ride forever. Never stop. Die when you finish because you are so tired.
Ride a 4 mile stretch.
and thats only for one checkpoint!
Yell at rednecks and their big monster trucks.
Dont walk on the grass.
Get yelled at by rednecks and their loud trucks.
Wear maroon.
Dont wear maroon.
Fuck maroon.
IMPORTANT THING:
$5 entry fee. (it’ll be worth it)
bring bag and bike lights.
possible sleeping beddings.
possible alcohol.
bring your brain.
bring your fun time.
oh. and maybe a bicycle.
NOTE:
to anyone who has the means (or the dirty idea): the same bike and/or gear ratio for race and sides (<– after race). thats the rule. fuck you.
there will be bike games and side contests after race.
mandatory party in ‘the neighborhood’ afterwards.
free “tyranacorn” tattoos provided by jesse allen gordon.
(inquire within). t-rex human unicorn.
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