Chris Mahler and Jesse Allen Gordon will be holding the second (or third?) alleycat race in College Station on Saturday, May 3rd at 4:30PM. Here’s the deets:
this is an alleycat race.
bandanas are required but we will have some for those who dont.
Come to College Station!
Take a break from finals!
race, race, race.
Ride forever. Never stop. Die when you finish because you are so tired.
Ride a 4 mile stretch.
and thats only for one checkpoint!
Yell at rednecks and their big monster trucks.
Dont walk on the grass.
Get yelled at by rednecks and their loud trucks.
Wear maroon.
Dont wear maroon. Fuck maroon.
IMPORTANT THING:
$5 entry fee. (it’ll be worth it)
bring bag and bike lights.
possible sleeping beddings.
possible alcohol.
bring your brain.
bring your fun time.
oh. and maybe a bicycle.
NOTE:
to anyone who has the means (or the dirty idea): the same bike and/or gear ratio for race and sides (<– after race). thats the rule. fuck you.
there will be bike games and side contests after race.
mandatory party in ‘the neighborhood’ afterwards.
free “tyranacorn” tattoos provided by jesse allen gordon.
(inquire within). t-rex human unicorn.
The Lowdown: The Texas Burlesque Festival is a two-day hoedown and showdown in Austin, TX celebrating the raucous revival of burlesque, vaudeville and the accompanying et cetera.
Aimed at (but not exclusive to) the growing Southern community of ecdysiasts, this weekend overflows with opportunities to refine your bump and grind including parties, a panel discussion, and performances. So pack your pistols and your pasties—it’s gonna be wild ride!
Don’t forget that we are having the bike in movie on Sunday the 14th at 8pm in the neighborhood. Its byob so make sure that you bring your own shit. We are planning on a bike ride afterwards so make sure that you bring your lights cause the cops are dicks. Anyways, look forward to seeing everyone and call me or message me for any further questions.
P.S. Lucas has flyers so grab a stack and if you see some cool bikes on campus make sure that you let them no what the deal is oh yeah and new spoke cards are on the way!!!!! and you will have to pay for them but thats cause they cost money to make!
Here’s a trailer for the movie “Red Light Go” that will be showing
If you took photos at Robot Rampage, tag them “robotrampage” on Flickr. Also, if you shot video send us a message, we’re making a video of the rampage and releasing it this week.
